adventures of a psychopathic magnet

This Is A Joke, Right?

There are some things I just don't know how to react to...so I usually end up laughing. Two such things came up this holiday.
The first was my brother receiving what appears to be a handwritten letter from the president thanking Dave for all his hard work on the campaign. Apparently the Republican party has still not recieved the memo pointing out that my brother won't be able to vote for a few more years and that he didn't give the republican party money, nor did he volunteer time.
The second is a very interesting story that John told us, and as we know, those are always worth listening to.
John's brother owns a couple of Anthony's Pizzas and about 6 months ago caught one of his illegal immigrant employees in bed with his wife. His response was to take a page from Mike Tyson's book and bite a big half moon out of the man's ear.
Now, I don't know John's brother and I don't agree with the whole cheating adultary thing, but it is just such a crazy story! Its like a soap opera.

posted by lulu @ 1:03 AM